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[04 Jul 2008|12:32am] |
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AHHH lynchburg is so depressing
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[02 Apr 2008|01:20pm] |
after not seeing/hearing her in the office for 2 weeks, i assumed she was either fired or dead. imagine my disappointment when i heard that familiar mindless drivel bleeding through that cubicle wall today. all is not well in the office world.
sorry this isn't the ninja turtles theme song, brenna. i hope you like it anyway.
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[31 Mar 2008|10:41am] |
teenage mutant ninja turtles teenage mutant ninja turtles teenage mutant ninja turtles heroes in a half shell turtle power
they're the world's most fearsome fighting team they're heroes in a half-shell and they're green when the evil shredder attacks these turtle boys don't cut him no slack
teenage mutant ninja turtles teenage mutant ninja turtles
splinter taught them to be ninja teens leonardo leads, Donatello does machines raphael is cool but crude michaelangelo is a party dude
teenage mutant ninja turtles teenage mutant ninja turtles teenage mutant ninja turtles heroes in a half shell turtle power
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[11 Mar 2008|09:21am] |
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i wish the yuppies congregated near my desk would stop talking.
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[03 Mar 2008|02:36pm] |
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- "tag, you're it" when leaving a voicemail for somebody you've been trying to get in touch with. there's nothing cute about wasting your life in neatly allocated 8-hour chunks. please stop trying to make it cute.
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[29 Feb 2008|03:13pm] |
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sometimes a case costs more than the instrument itself!
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[12 Feb 2008|11:38am] |
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seriously, nobody gives a shit about your daughter's first haircut, yet you've been talking on the phone about it with multiple people for the last 45 minutes. YOU ARE STUPID AND BORING LET ME DO MY WORK PLEASE.
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[29 Jan 2008|08:24am] |
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i just found out i've been wasting 2 minutes a day 5 days a week for the last year. how do i get that back??
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[22 Jan 2008|02:24pm] |
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someone teach me game so i can be a playa.
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[09 Jan 2008|08:39pm] |
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i am hanging out with my best friends right now. a heineken mini-keg perched atop the drum stool beside my bed and an unrivaled sense of self-loathing.
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[07 Jan 2008|12:20pm] |
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i finally have a smoking buddy at work.
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[01 Jan 2008|12:49pm] |
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fuck it.
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[31 Dec 2007|12:52pm] |
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New Year's Resolution 2008: Stop smoking while driving, except going to and from work, long distances, and traffic jams.
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[13 Dec 2007|10:53am] |
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even though it goes by so quickly, a year really is a long time.
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